As of Feb 24. 2008 - if you have a better suggestions, it's too late... but send it anyway to contact@cincinnatibroomball.org
The CBA will be selling T-shirts for $15 (hopefully in time for the March 8 Cyclones game) . The shirts themselves are long-sleeve light gray, with Top Ten Reasons to Play Broomball on the front (see below), with the CBA logo & website on the back. Know that a small portion of the cost is meant CBA equipment maintenance and replacements. Those orange balls are $20 a pop, and we go through several each year!
Top Ten Reasons to
PLAY BROOMBALL
10. At least it's not curling!
9. Beer tastes better afterward.
8. Because you can't skate.
7. Meet your future spouse.
6. You wear cool shoes.
5. Ice is a natural pain-killer.
4. There are no actual brooms.
3. Girls score twice as much!
2. Beth will watch your kids.
1. Nobody has ever heard of it
Other notables
These didn't make the cut, but are worth sharing anyway. If you like one of these better than what's above, let us know.
You might score at any time.
I've forgotten how old I am.
Because I can.
Chicks dig bruises.
You can bring your wife.
For the groupies.
Running on ice, how smart is that?
Why not?
Nobody runs a 4.0-40 on ice.